"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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