Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think your dad took our porno
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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