Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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