Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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