5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
