Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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