My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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