I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
