ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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