No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
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