Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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