just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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