my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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