david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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