When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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