Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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