Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
we're so committed to being not committed
Text me some of your sweat
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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