butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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