Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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