You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
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