If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
