i barfeds in our rink
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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