i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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