I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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