Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
So vagazzling was a success
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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