she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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