At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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