You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Randomize
