do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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