New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Congratulations! We have a period
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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