Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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