Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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