I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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