dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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