Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
