um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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