We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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