I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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