I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
