So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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