so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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