I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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