Yo dont text me then not text me
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Ketchup is God's man juice
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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