they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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