Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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