This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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