I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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