chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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