my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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