So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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